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One day they’ll realize he hardly drinks anything at all...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:03:31 -0500

One day they’ll realize he hardly drinks anything at all while they pound it down, and also over the last few years a lot of jewelry’s gone missing

So the aviatrix imagines the Smoke-Weary Mouth gremlin and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:40:26 -0500

So the aviatrix imagines the Smoke-Weary Mouth gremlin and neglects her instruments, slams into a mountain. That’s never going to show up on the accident report.

Don Draper protip: vary your technique to fit the situation.

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:05:55 -0500

Don Draper protip: vary your technique to fit the situation.

“All right, team, we’re supposed to come up with a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:47:55 -0500

“All right, team, we’re supposed to come up with a campaign that appeals to male smokers. Don’t over-think it.”

But wouldn’t that mean he was shrieking with pain as the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:45:30 -0500

But wouldn’t that mean he was shrieking with pain as the vestigial dentition poked through his gums? He seems rather calm about it all.

It seems to cry out for captions, so here’s the first.

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:53:55 -0500

It seems to cry out for captions, so here’s the first.

Mike Hammer has bad breath.

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:17:17 -0500

Mike Hammer has bad breath.

Let’s confuse ‘em with the old cranial ping-pong...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:05:40 -0500

Let’s confuse ‘em with the old cranial ping-pong bit, dollface.

If you interrupt Mike while he’s enjoying a beer,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:38:07 -0500

If you interrupt Mike while he’s enjoying a beer, it’s as good as ruined. Here. You have it.

Interrupt Mike while he’s tossin’ your apartment?...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:03:21 -0500

Interrupt Mike while he’s tossin’ your apartment? That’s a slappin’.

Don’t come up behind Mike when he’s bracin’ a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:40:46 -0500

Don’t come up behind Mike when he’s bracin’ a guy. It’s just rude.

Mike Hammer don’t like those dishes and that guy, well, he...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:25:01 -0500

Mike Hammer don’t like those dishes and that guy, well, he was handy, dat’s all

This 1949 ad got nearly everything right - except for the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:21:07 -0500

This 1949 ad got nearly everything right - except for the adding machine, and the preference for Canadian whisky.

Back then the ability to saw through the goitered neck and...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:38:59 -0500

Back then the ability to saw through the goitered neck and decapitate the user was considered a real plus in the razor biz.

I GOTTA LOTTA RAW MEAT THAT MATCHES MY JACKET HOLY HELL...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:47:37 -0500

I GOTTA LOTTA RAW MEAT THAT MATCHES MY JACKET HOLY HELL WHAT’S IN THIS STUFF

Stands to reason the pants might have a mouth, too. Wonder if it...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:39:25 -0500

Stands to reason the pants might have a mouth, too. Wonder if it was contagious.

Because God forbid you should be sick and not have a matching...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:58:20 -0500

Because God forbid you should be sick and not have a matching hair ribbon when people come over for a rote, quick, uncomfortable visit.

Happy Mother’s Day!

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:29:45 -0500

Happy Mother’s Day!

Hold that pose, folks; gotta slam a cold one.

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:57:25 -0500

Hold that pose, folks; gotta slam a cold one.

No need to close your nose to offensive odors when you remember...

Thu, 09 May 2013 21:40:09 -0500

No need to close your nose to offensive odors when you remember you’re creating more of a stink than anyone in the room!